W H O
flexible, coy, sharp, warm, addictive: Simone
W H A T
good company. stimulating conversation. an ass that just won’t quit. soft skin. dark, doe eyes. an invitation to the unknown.
W H E N
asap, if you know what’s good for you.
“Even though I booked many hours with her, I was wishing I could book even more. She continues to amaze me with her warmth, intelligence, empathy, and stunning beauty. I find the more time I spend with her, the better the date”
“I can unequivocally say that both times I've seen her, she exceeded expectations beyond my wildest imaginings. I've only got one regret, that I didn't schedule a longer date. She's that exceptional.” — R
“She unlocked desires in me I never even knew I had. I found myself reaching heights of pleasure and exploring new interests. She is remarkably good at easing my anxiety while still keeping me on my toes. I can’t wait to see what’s next.” — P
SCREENING
proof of ID is required for all new suitors. please email a photo of yourself holding your ID to your face, with your name, DOB, and picture showing. forms that don’t include this will not be accepted. no exceptions. i am based in the Bay Area.
email: hisiso@pm.me
BITS & PIECES
COUPLES
Add 500 flat fee.
OVERNIGHTS & LONG DATES
Own bedroom preferred when possible. Minimum 2 hours alone time per day for dates exceeding 24 hours.
NON-DISCRIMINATORY
All ages (21+), weights, sizes, shape, race, ethnicity, sexuality, gender, abilities welcome.
COVID POLICY
I continue to mask indoors and test frequently. Please do your best to mask in the days leading up to our date. Testing mandatory day-of date before we meet, PCR preferred if possible.
EXTENSIONS
When possible, in-date extensions are available at 800/hr.
PRIVACY POLICY
If we are meeting for 3+ hours, a meal and time outside the space is required. For those who require additional privacy, dates can be held entirely inside for an additional 500 flat fee.
ABOUT
temptress. co-creator. muse for expansion.
Who is Simone?
an erotica writer. an unpretentious intellectual. a tease. an expert conversationalist. a daredevil (still waiting on that skydiving dream date). an enjoyer of both the simple pleasures and the finer things. a secret shoe addict. a nostalgic fever dream wrapped up in a delightfully modern package. unironically enjoys long walks in the hilly city of San Francisco (but I’ll take a beach when I can get it). a student, and in the right context, a very naughty teacher.
I’m the perfect pairing with dinner, and I’m known for making you order two desserts.
when we stretch the limits of our erotic imagination, we reach newfound knowledge of ourselves, and deepen the intimacy between us. I want each moment to be its own, uniquely special and curated to our tastes. I love to show people around to my favorite hidden gems, and I love to be shown around, at your side like delicious arm candy waiting to be unwrapped.
yes, I err dominant, but I like to take things slow. perhaps you are curious about the dark side, but haven’t dipped your toes in quite yet. that’s ok! treat me sweetly, and you’ll find that even my vanilla side is deliciously decadent. ready for something more? I value open and honest communication, evidence of devotion, mutual safety, and a willingness to explore.
RATES
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plates licked clean. meandering hands in dark theaters. whispers in the sheets. black coffee in bed. breakfast of champions.
6000
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steamy spa days & museum wandering. shopping at record stores & curated vintage. peeking at each other between the stacks at bookstores.
4000
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up to 6 hours. vegetarian tasting menus and time to linger in bed. playing footsie under the table.
3000
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Up to 4 hours. dinner with two desserts. you teach me something about wine, i teach you something about worship.
2500
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up to 2 hours. carnal conversations. an amuse-bouche. leave you wanting more.
1500
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phone calls: 300/hr
texting: 200/day, 1000/week
custom erotica: 300/custom story. inquire for details.
TRAVEL/FMTY
PST
4 hour minimum + travel expenses.
OTHER DOMESTIC TIMEZONES
6 hour minimum + travel expenses
DETAILS
Business/First class required for cross-country or international flights; Delta Comfort for shorter. International minimum is 48 hours.
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